Sunday, 31 May 2015

Porn Star-Flavored Whisky. Yes, You Read That Correctly


I'm not really sure where to begin.  Ummm...alright here goes. So apparently there is a company called Whisky X which has invented something called "body blending" which, according to the commercials seems to mean that porn stars are showering with whisky before it is bottled.  I assume that this means the whisky will taste somewhat like the lovely ladies in the ads.  I also assume it will taste like two or three thousand men as well.  

The porn stars in question are Joy Van Velsen and Tori Black.  I recall seeing Ms. Black's name in the news a few years back when she got arrested for being drunk in a Las Vegas hotel and beating up her boyfriend because he ran out of baby formula.  Let's hope he didn't pour that in the whisky too.

Call me old fashioned but when I'm enjoying a nice glass of Macallan or Lagavulin, the last thing I'm interested in tasting with it essence of AVN starlet.  This kind of thing might turn me off to whisky all together and make me switch to rum.

on second thought

Here's the latest Whisky X commercial which was filmed at my favourite hotel on Earth, The Aria in Las Vegas.  So that means TWO things I love got ruined today.  The commercial should end with LVPD kicking in the hotel room door.



Mmmm. Tastes like peaty tears!

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